earlier this afternoon, i happened to catch a bit of MSNBC’s olympic recap show, hosted by my #1 bowtie fetish guy tucker carlson. judging from the first 30 minutes, it looks like potential trainwreck television i’ll be taping obsessively. i have no idea which suit in secaucus thought using tucker’s considerable talents at munging teleprompter scripts and being tactless to present torino total coverage was a good idea, but i owe them a bottle of fine wine as soon as possible. i can’t wait to watch my tape of tucker curling.

also, i really need TiVo.