someone wake up MC jischke and tell him that an associate professor in the school of liberal arts just received mad propz from ann landers, of all people:

‘Send your children to Purdue, folks. They have smart professors there.’

i should know … back in the day, i got a B in his abnormal psych class.

… but if i have to make time to smote thine, dude, i so will.

‘i would feel better if i had a man with me.’ uh, really? okay.