this weekend’s theme song: sheryl crow’s ‘my favorite mistake.’ kimber was right … she does make everything all better.
friday’s bored-and-can’t-go-to-lunch-yet exponential:
one can no longer be admitted to the school of liberal arts just because they’re a sentinent being; now you need the capability of independent thought and two semesters of lab science … the 18 year olds like the boiler gold rush … my bad, lots of people went to the provost forums … humor in the classroom? try bugs in the classroom … bored TV crews will be rolling from indianapolis and chicago to
shoot footage of the rube goldberg contest so local newscasts can make light of it during their stupid-animal-and/or-human-tricks final segment …